Cher Madame, Mia et moi, we are wondering why Madame makes le grand commotion over les hairballs. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, It’s a mess when you barf them up, sweetie. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est un act natural. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I don’t care how natural it […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, Mia says I am glamorous. Is that a good thing? XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That is indeed. What a nice thing for Mia to say. She’s a very sweet cat. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, She is much sweeter than Puffin. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, We have to be […]
Dear Mommy, I’m thinking about bending my gender. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Oh dear. You probably don’t even know what that means. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I’m bendy. I’m very flexible. I’m a dancer. Love, Mia Dear Mia, It’s not about dancing, honey. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, But it’s about being […]
Cher Madame, La moronic dog, she is vraiment out of control. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Okay, what is it this time? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Moi, I put my petit face in le doorway of le kitchen, to see if Madame realizes that la clock she says c’est dinnertime, et cette […]
Dear Poppy, I’m sorry you were so worried while I was away. Alpha Dad says you spiraled down, worse each day. You even spit out your Prozac pills. Honey, that’s not good. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, I was so upset, thinking that you were never coming back. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, All […]
