Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: December, 2014


Madame, I am ready for Le New Year’s Celebrations. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Should I be worried? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Le sarcasm is not very attractive. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’m sorry. For some reason you bring that out in me. What are your plans for New […]

Gift Advice

Dear Mommy, I notice you’ve brought a tree into the house again this year. And covered it with trinkets. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I hope you don’t have any plans to tip it over. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, No, of course not. Last year’s situation was an accident. This year I am planning […]

The Most Important Thing

Dear Alpha Mom, Poppy and I would prefer it if you no longer bathed us. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, I’m sorry, I know you hate baths. But it’s something that humans consider very important. If you live with us you have to bathe. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, Your people are […]

The Oing

Madame, La Blonde is still threatening us. Regards, M.Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Her name is Poppy. And I think of her as more of a redhead. Love, Carolyn   Madame, Mia and I prefer to call her La Blonde. We are referring to her intellect. Regards, M.Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, There is nothing […]