Dear Alpha Mom, I love my coat. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I know you do. It looks lovely on you. And stylish. Animal prints are very fashionable. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Actually I like it because it’s warm. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s very practical of you. I’m […]
Dear Mommy, I thought I was your Pretty Girl. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Of course you are! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, But you told Poppy she was your Pretty Girl. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Well maybe I was thinking in terms of a lower case pretty girl, instead of an upper case […]
Mommy, I don’t understand half of what Puffin says. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That’s because half of what he says is in French. Love, Carolyn Mommy, He came here from France? XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, No, he didn’t. Puffin isn’t French. He’s from Los Angeles. From the gutters of South Central LA […]
Dear Puffin, Are you responsible for kicking all the litter out of the litterbox? Carolyn Cher Madame, Vous sound très annoyed. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Of course I’m annoyed! The litter is supposed to stay in the box. Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est dommage. C’est probably Mia who does this thing that […]
Dear Alpha Mom, This scratching post is unsettling. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Unsettling? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, The cats attack this post like they want to rip it apart. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, They do want to. They love to scratch. It’s an instinct. Love, Carolyn […]
