Dear Mommy, I’m worried about boxes now. Love, Mia Dear Mia, And this is because…? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, There’s a crazy scientist who is trying to kill a cat in a box. Love, Mia Dear Mia, You’ve been cruising the internet again, haven’t you. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, His name […]
Dear Puffin, What was all that noise last night? Love, Carolyn Madame, As usual vous rudely bring up the petit unpleasantness. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Petit? Hardly. You make such a big production about a simple hairball. Love, Carolyn Dear Madame, Then you do know what the noise was about, […]
Dearest Molly, I heard a story on NPR about dogs with OCD. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, OCD? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Why on earth would you bring this up to me? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Oh, I thought […]
Dear Mommy, Who is this Hello Kitty??????!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, She’s from Japan. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I want to meet her!!!!!! Love Mia Dear Mia, Sorry Sweetie, that’s not possible, she’s not real. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Yes she is! She’s a celebrity, she’s everywhere! I want to be […]
Bonjour Madame, Mia is very full of herself about her dancing, but is Madame aware that she has been twerking? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Mia doesn’t twerk, Puff. That is not something a cat is capable of. She says she does because she thinks it’s cool. She is just waving her […]