Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: August, 2014

Schrödinger’s Cat

Dear Mommy, I’m worried about boxes now. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, And this is because…? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, There’s a crazy scientist who is trying to kill a cat in a box. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You’ve been cruising the internet again, haven’t you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, His name […]

Play Ball!

Dear Puffin, What was all that noise last night? Love, Carolyn   Madame, As usual vous rudely bring up the petit unpleasantness. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Petit? Hardly. You make such a big production about a simple hairball. Love, Carolyn   Dear Madame, Then you do know what the noise was about, […]


Dearest Molly, I heard a story on NPR about dogs with OCD. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, OCD? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, Why on earth would you bring this up to me? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, Oh, I thought […]


Dear Mommy, Who is this Hello Kitty??????!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, She’s from Japan. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I want to meet her!!!!!! Love Mia   Dear Mia, Sorry Sweetie, that’s not possible, she’s not real. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Yes she is!  She’s a celebrity, she’s everywhere!  I want to be […]


  Bonjour Madame, Mia is very full of herself about her dancing, but is Madame aware that she has been twerking? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Mia doesn’t twerk, Puff.  That is not something a cat is capable of. She says she does because she thinks it’s cool. She is just waving her […]