Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: July, 2015

The Plant Based Diet

Dear Puffin, I notice my house plants are getting raggedy looking. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, C’est probablement because Madame is not properly caring for les plants. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin I am taking perfectly good care of them. But someone is chewing on them. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ah, Le […]

The Roomba

Dear Mommy, I’ve been studying the cat videos on the interwebs. This is something we should be doing. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Doing? We? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Making our own cat videos. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Starring you I would imagine. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Of course starring me! I’d […]

Sixteen Candles

Dear Alpha Mom, Is this for me? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, Yes sweetie! It’s your birthday! Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, So I’m supposed to eat fire on my birthday? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, No, that’s just a human way to celebrate. A candle for each year. Love, […]

Magic Bell

Mommy, I don’t understand this noisy toy of Molly’s. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, It’s a bell. It’s something I’ve been trying to teach you to use. Love, Carolyn   Mommy, I thought it was Molly’s to use. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, That’s because she uses it a lot. She’s supposed to just ring […]

The Patriot

Cher Madame, Je suis pleased to see that les Américains appreciate La France. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’m glad you are pleased. Appreciate France in which way? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ah, Américains. Sometimes so ignorant. I will explain to Madame. Tout le monde est ready to celebrate un grand holiday […]