Dear Alpha Mommy, This rat is very intimidating. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It’s meant to be scary. But it’s not real, sweetie. It’s a Halloween decoration. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, Puffin says that Halloween is a night of terror. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It’s all pretend, sweetie. Puffin takes it too […]
Cher Madame, My snugly blankie fell off le chair. Il faut that Madame fix it. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m glad you like your white furry blanket. Is that where you sleep at night now? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Ce n’est pas any of your business where I sleep. Regards, M. Le […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Alpha Dad says I’m in Assisted Living now. What does that mean? Do I have to move? Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, He was kidding. You’re not going anywhere. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, But maybe I should be. I’m useless. I can’t work like I used to. Your […]
Dear Mommy, I’m thinking I should try The Sports. Love, Mia Dear Mia, You’re certainly the athlete of the family, now that Molly is retired. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, And Puffin and Poppy are pathetic. Love, Mia Dear Mia, That’s a little harsh. We’ll just say they are athletically challenged. Which sport […]
Mommy! Mia says I was born to wear a tiara! XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I’m not sure she meant that as a compliment. Love, Carolyn Mommy, This is what aristocrats wear!!!!! XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, You’re all making way too much of this aristocrat business. Love, Carolyn Mommy, Molly says my […]
