Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: October, 2015

Night of Terror

Dear Alpha Mommy, This rat is very intimidating. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, It’s meant to be scary. But it’s not real, sweetie. It’s a Halloween decoration. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, Puffin says that Halloween is a night of terror. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, It’s all pretend, sweetie. Puffin takes it too […]

The Snugly Blankie

Cher Madame, My snugly blankie fell off le chair. Il faut that Madame fix it. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’m glad you like your white furry blanket. Is that where you sleep at night now? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ce n’est pas any of your business where I sleep. Regards, M. Le […]

Desk Job

Dear Alpha Mom, Alpha Dad says I’m in Assisted Living now. What does that mean? Do I have to move? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, He was kidding. You’re not going anywhere. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, But maybe I should be. I’m useless. I can’t work like I used to. Your […]

The Sports

Dear Mommy, I’m thinking I should try The Sports. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You’re certainly the athlete of the family, now that Molly is retired. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, And Puffin and Poppy are pathetic. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, That’s a little harsh. We’ll just say they are athletically challenged. Which sport […]

Princess Kimberley

Mommy! Mia says I was born to wear a tiara! XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, I’m not sure she meant that as a compliment. Love, Carolyn   Mommy, This is what aristocrats wear!!!!! XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, You’re all making way too much of this aristocrat business. Love, Carolyn   Mommy, Molly says my […]