Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: February, 2016

The Dog Whisperer

Dear Mia, What are you two doing with that phone? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I’ve been texting the dogs. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You’ve also been  whispering in their ears. What is going on here? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I am the Dog Whisperer. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, What does that even […]


Dear Puffin, What are you gurgling about? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Moi, I do not do the gurgle. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, But you do, sweetie! You gurgle, chortle, chirp. Other cats meow, but you, you’re a singer. You are singing to the Treat Jar. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Toujours […]


Dear Alpha Mom, I’m seeing a lot of hearts lately. Paper hearts. Heart boxes. Heart chocolates. You’ve been busy making little heart collages. What is the point of all this heart activity? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, That’s because it’s almost Valentines Day. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, But this is not […]


Dear Poppy, I notice you are in your default position. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, My what???? It’s my fault? XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, No, default. Your default position. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, I don’t know what that means!!! XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, I’m sorry I brought it up. I […]