Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: January, 2017


Cher Madame, Mia she has been saying bad things to moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, That’s probably because you bully her. What has she been saying? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Moi, un sweet petit chat, she calls a Douche Weasel. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Okay, that’s funny but […]


Dear Alpha Mommy, I don’t understand why you play with the Screaming Monster. XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, It’s just a vacuum cleaner sweetie. It’s not going to hurt you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, Are you kidding me????!!!!! It screams like a creature!! But it doesn’t smell like a creature. I think maybe it’s […]

Dancing Queen

Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, About you specifically? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Yes, about me! I’m the Dancing Queen!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Ahh. Well, that’s probably a good title for you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Dancing is my life. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, […]

The Predator

Dear Puffin, I found tiny bird feathers on the living room sofa. Do you have anything to say about this? Carolyn   Cher Madame, Un Chickadee entered le house through un open window. Je suis un predator. C’est tout. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, You actually caught that poor thing? Honestly, I don’t […]