Dear Mia, I’m so proud of you sweetie! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Of course you are! I’m a wonderful artist and dancer!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, You are, honey, but that’s not what I was thinking about. I’m proud of your personal hygiene! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Isn’t all hygiene personal? Love, […]
Dear Poppy, I’ve always been mystified by the way you dogs take the kibble nugget out of the bowl and eat it somewhere else in the room. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, This is what Molly taught me. Do you remember Molly? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Of course I remember Molly. She was part […]
Dear Puffin, I see you are celebrating Bastille Day! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, English speakers, you are toujours ignorant. You call it Bastille Day. This is not correct. Non. En France we call it la Fête nationale. Ou, le 14 juillet. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I stand corrected! Thank you. Love, […]
Dear Mommy, What is this???????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, It’s lobster ravioli. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, It smells DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, Okay you need to calm down. That’s a lot of exclamation points for something you are not going to be allowed to eat. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, That’s […]
