Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: July, 2017


Dear Mia, I’m so proud of you sweetie! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Of course you are! I’m a wonderful artist and dancer!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You are, honey, but that’s not what I was thinking about. I’m proud of your personal hygiene! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Isn’t all hygiene personal? Love, […]

Molly’s Life Lessons

Dear Poppy, I’ve always been mystified by the way you dogs take the kibble nugget out of the bowl and eat it somewhere else in the room. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, This is what Molly taught me. Do you remember Molly? XOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Of course I remember Molly. She was part […]

Vive la France!

Dear Puffin, I see you are celebrating Bastille Day! Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, English speakers, you are toujours ignorant. You call it Bastille Day. This is not correct. Non. En France we call it la Fête nationale. Ou, le 14 juillet. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I stand corrected! Thank you. Love, […]


Dear Mommy, What is this???????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s lobster ravioli. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, It smells DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Okay you need to calm down. That’s a lot of exclamation points for something you are not going to be allowed to eat. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, That’s […]