Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: May, 2016

Terrier Tough

Dear Alpha Mom, I don’t need this scarf. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, It does look nice on you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, Nice is irrelevant. I’m a Terrier. I always look like a Terrier. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, That’s so true. But isn’t the scarf nice and […]

Wild Crush

Dear Mia, What are you doing with that map? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I’m looking at LA! I have a relative in Hollywood!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You do? That’s exciting. Do you mean Hollywood like in the movies? Or Hollywood, a place where actual folks live? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Both! He’s a […]


Dear Puffin, Why the heck can’t you cats barf your hairballs on the bathroom tile instead of the bedroom carpet? I’m sick and tired of trying to get your stains out of the rug. Carolyn   Cher Madame, Is there un recent hairball event that has upset Madame? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, […]

End of the World

Dear Alpha Mommy, You went away again. It was like the end of the world. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, You were well taken care of, sweetie. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, She wasn’t you. She doesn’t have your voice. She doesn’t have your smell. She tries to be nice, but she isn’t you. […]