Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Category: Puffin

Good Behavior

Cher Madame, That Poppy, she gets treats. Such enormous treats. Toujours. All the time. Ouf. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, You get treats too! Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Mais pas toujours. Not all the time like that mutt. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Okay, she does get more of them. […]

The Cat Door

Dear Puffin, Which one of you is kicking the litter out of the litter boxes? Carolyn   Cher Madame, Why does Madame address this question specifically to moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Because I hear a whole lot of scritch-scratching in there, and then you emerge from the litter closet. So I’m […]

Protocol

Dear Puffin, Yesterday when Poppy and I got home from our walk, it was after five, and Monsieur had already fed you two, but he said you wouldn’t eat. What’s up with that? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Monsieur broke le protocol. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, He did not! He told me […]

High Drama

Dear Puffin, What on earth HAPPENED last night? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, C’était un disruption. Un disruption très serious. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’ll say. Why did you fly off the bed so suddenly in the middle of the night? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, This pauvre cat was discombobulated. Madame […]

Territory

Dear Puffin, You know that you are sitting on Poppy’s nice sofa. Why do you do that? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Je suis an innocent petit cat. To what does Madame refer? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, You know perfectly well what I am getting at. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, C’est […]

Dog Food

Cher Madame, Mia has found this interesting box. C’est food!!! Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Did Mia get on the counter again? She is such a rascal. That is not food intended for cats. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Mais je voudrait dire, this is a delicious smell. Pourquoi these starving little cats […]

Rivals

Dear Puffin, You are looking a bit sulky today. Is everything ok? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, This petit cat does not have an easy time of it. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Okay, maybe you’d better tell me what’s on your mind. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Who is this Cody that […]

Travel

Cher Madame, Je veux dire there has been a terrible offense to this petit cat. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Now what, honey? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, It is that Madame and Monsieur went to Paris without me! Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, We did indeed. We would have loved […]

Destruction

Cher Madame, This petit cat overhead Madame slander moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Slander? Puffin honey, what are you talking about? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, The tiny ears they heard this. When Madame was talking to a neighbor. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin Is your tiny head thinking about […]

Frenchly

Cher Madame, Mia again she hurls les insults at moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Oh dear. Now what? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, She says I’ve been insufferably Frenchly. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I don’t think Frenchly is really a word. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Vraiment, right? Make […]