Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Category: Poppy

Catastrophe

Dear Mom,The cats say the world outside our house is dangerous now.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I’ve told you not to listen to the cats. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,But they both watch television. They know what is going on. I don’t usually listen to Puffin, but Mia is very smart.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,She is. But the world outside […]

The Take-over

Dear Mom,I think Mia has something up her sleeve.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,She’s a cheeky cat. I’m sure she probably does.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Seriously, she is planning something. And she’s being sneaky about it.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Cats are always sneaky. Unlike dogs. I wouldn’t worry about it.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,She’s been playing with me. She races […]

Sweet

Dear Mom,These pretty heart boxes turn up every year!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,It’s an annual tradition, sweetie. Candy for Valentines Day, from Dad. In a heart box. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Is the candy like the treats you give me?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,It’s dark chocolate. Not exactly like your treats. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,That’s too bad.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Why […]

Moving Parts

Dear Mom,The best thing about babysitting Mika is going on walks together. So why are you taking us out separately?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I know you and Mika like to go out together, but it’s just too much hassle.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,We’re a hassle?????XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Not you, just the experience. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,We thought it […]

Airborne

Dear Mom,Your daughter’s dog Mika is SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,It was nice to have her here while we babysat her. A bit chaotic, but fun.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,The cats were a little upset. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,A little? More than a little. They were very upset about it. They didn’t realize that Mika was barking because […]

CBD

Dear Mom,I’m a little worried about the new treats.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Why are you worried? Have the cats said something about them? I’ve told you not to listen to the cats!Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,No this time it’s Dad. He says I’m going to get stoned on the new treats.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Oh dear. He’s kidding, […]

Whack

Dear Mom,Have you recovered?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,From what?Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,From your psychotic episode.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,My what???Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,That’s what Mia said it was. When you got violent this morning.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I was violent?Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,You were. It was terrifying.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,It seems like I should remember something like that.Love, […]

Carnage

Dear Poppy,I’m sorry, I’ll have to take your stuffy away.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Why????? It’s so much fun!!!!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,You are pulling the stuffing out, and you were trying to tear off the head. That was horrifying.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,I know!!!!!!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,You are such a sweet creature, but you are a terror with […]

Halloweenish

Dear Mom,This vegetable was outside on our porch. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I know, honey. You needn’t bark at it any more. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Mia says the children left it. She says they do that every year.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,No, I put it there to be festive. Last night was Halloween.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,A vegetable means Halloween?XOXO […]

The Rat

Dear Alpha Mom,I miss the two back yard mice. They were fun. I don’t like the rat who replaced them. He’s intimidating. He sneers at me.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I miss the cute mice too. I liked their little white feet. I guess Rodney Rat saw their franchise and told them to get out so he […]