Dear Winston,Why don’t you ever let me carry you? When I pick you up, half the time you fly off in a wild panic and I get slashed! And yesterday you took off and ripped my sweatshirt with your hind claw. Love, Carolyn Mom,It was an accident.Winston Dear Winston,I saw news footage of a woman fleeing […]
Cher Madame,This petit cat is resenting being called undignified names.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,You are? Who is doing this to you?Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,It is being conducted by Madame herself.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,Oh! I’m sorry. What did I call you?Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,It is useless to pretend you don’t remember, Madame. You […]
Dear Poppy,I notice that you are right at the door when I get home. Before I even put the key in the lock! How do you know it’s me? We live in a busy neighborhood – there are people parking in front and walking by all the time.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,That’s so easy! I hear […]
Mom!The bird in the box is CHIRPING!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,The what?Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The Bird in the Box!!!!Winston Dear Winston,What bird? What box?Love, Carolyn Mom,The bird in the box in the living room.Winston Dear Winston,You mean the TV?Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,The box filled with the things that move!Winston Dear Winston,Ok, you mean the TV.Love, Carolyn Hey […]
