Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: July, 2016


Cher Madame, Mia et moi, we are wondering why Madame makes le grand commotion over les hairballs. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, It’s a mess when you barf them up, sweetie. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, C’est un act natural. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I don’t care how natural it […]

Personal Grooming

Dear Alpha Mommy, Mia says I am glamorous. Is that a good thing? XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, That is indeed. What a nice thing for Mia to say. She’s a very sweet cat. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, She is much sweeter than Puffin. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, We have to be […]


Dear Mommy, I’m thinking about bending my gender. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Oh dear. You probably don’t even know what that means. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I’m bendy. I’m very flexible. I’m a dancer. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s not about dancing, honey. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, But it’s about being […]

Upstairs Downstairs

Cher Madame, La moronic dog, she is vraiment out of control. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Okay, what is it this time? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Moi, I put my petit face in le doorway of le kitchen, to see if Madame realizes that la clock she says c’est dinnertime, et cette […]


Dear Poppy, I’m sorry you were so worried while I was away. Alpha Dad says you spiraled down, worse each day. You even spit out your Prozac pills. Honey, that’s not good. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mommy, I was so upset, thinking that you were never coming back. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, All […]