Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: February, 2014

Shaking It

Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!! It’s called Blurred Lines.  I’ve created a dance for it. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Oh dear. What makes you think it’s about you? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, He says “You’re an animal”.  Check.  “You are the hottest bitch in the place.”  Check.  And “You’re a good […]

Je Suis Français

Memo to:  Madame From:  M. Le Poufin You’ll notice I’ve changed my name.  I have discovered I am French.  Je suis Français.  So please start calling me Monsieur Le Poufin.  And greet me in the morning with a polite “Bonjour Monsieur!”  And then feed me at once.  Avec toute vitesse. Regards, M. Le Poufin   To […]


    Dear Alpha Mom, While you were gone the UPS man came and rang the doorbell.  I yelled at him while the rest of the pack ran and hid upstairs.  I’ll be glad when you get home. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dear Alpha Mom, You’ve been out for a long time.  But don’t […]

Mia's Art Installation

Art Installation

Dear Mommy, I’ve left a little surprise upstairs for you. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, No!  Is this about the litter box?  Because I was just going to clean it!!! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Don’t worry, it’s not anything gross like that.  It is art!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Thank god it’s just […]