Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!! It’s called Blurred Lines. I’ve created a dance for it. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Oh dear. What makes you think it’s about you? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, He says “You’re an animal”. Check. “You are the hottest bitch in the place.” Check. And “You’re a good […]
Memo to: Madame From: M. Le Poufin You’ll notice I’ve changed my name. I have discovered I am French. Je suis Français. So please start calling me Monsieur Le Poufin. And greet me in the morning with a polite “Bonjour Monsieur!” And then feed me at once. Avec toute vitesse. Regards, M. Le Poufin To […]
Dear Alpha Mom, While you were gone the UPS man came and rang the doorbell. I yelled at him while the rest of the pack ran and hid upstairs. I’ll be glad when you get home. Your Best Dog, Molly Dear Alpha Mom, You’ve been out for a long time. But don’t […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve left a little surprise upstairs for you. Love, Mia Dear Mia, No! Is this about the litter box? Because I was just going to clean it!!! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Don’t worry, it’s not anything gross like that. It is art!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, Thank god it’s just […]
