Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Category: Mia

Tricks

Dear Mommy, I want to start earning money. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, That’s ambitious! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I want to start turning tricks. For money. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Oh my gosh you made me snort coffee out my nose. Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Why is that so funny? Love, Mia […]

Presents!

Dear Mommy, I love the holidays! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s a fun time, isn’t it? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I love decorations! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, We all do. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I love presents! Love Mia   Dear Mia, We all do. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Is […]

Bling

Dear Mommy, I found this box! Is it a surprise for me? Love, Mia   Dear Mia, No honey, it’s just a box. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, No it’s not just a box. It’s a Gucci box. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s a repurposed Gucci box. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I’m so […]

Thankful

Dear Mommy, I’m thinking about all the things I’m thankful for. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Getting a jump on Thanksgiving! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I am! I’m thankful that Puffin doesn’t like my cat tree. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I don’t think having your cat tree all to yourself is really the […]

Ghosts

Dear Mommy, I don’t understand the point of plastic vegetables. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Pumpkins are a symbol of Halloween. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Seriously? Humans are so lame. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s a tradition, sweetie. Who knows where the idea came from. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I thought Halloween […]

Stuff

Dear Mommy, What are all these interesting boxes? Are there shoes in here? Love, Mia   Dear Mia, No, there are books in there. I’ve got way too many books, so I’m going to give a big pile of them to the library. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, But the library already has books! Love, […]

Gurlz

Dear Mommy, Poppy and me, we’re a Gurl Posse. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, What have you been watching? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, It was something on YouTube. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It figures. Well, I like your cute spelling. What does Poppy think of this? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, She’s confused […]

Strife

MEMO TO: Mia, Puffin and Poppy FROM: Carolyn Everyone needs to calm down. Now.   Dear Mommy, Puffin has been bullying me again!!!!!! He just chased me away from my magazine. He doesn’t appreciate a well-informed cat. Love, Mia   Cher Madame, That Mia, she sniffed my ear and then like a crazy cat she […]

Hygiene

Dear Mia, I’m so proud of you sweetie! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Of course you are! I’m a wonderful artist and dancer!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, You are, honey, but that’s not what I was thinking about. I’m proud of your personal hygiene! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Isn’t all hygiene personal? Love, […]

Takeout

Dear Mommy, What is this???????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s lobster ravioli. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, It smells DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Okay you need to calm down. That’s a lot of exclamation points for something you are not going to be allowed to eat. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, That’s […]