Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Category: Mia

Heart Box

Dear Mia,Thank heavens I found you and Poppy with the Valentine box before it was too late!Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,You were very abrupt. That was rude.Love, Mia Dear Mia,It wasn’t rude. There are chocolates in that box. I took it away from the two of you to save you from eating some. That would have […]

Animal Art

Dear Mommy,I love this thingy! It’s Cat Art!Love, Mia Dear Mia,I’m glad you like it. And I’m glad I was able to catch it when you nearly knocked it off my desk.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,That was an accident. I was examining it. The cat is very realistic. It is much better Animal Art than all […]

Partay!

Dear Mommy,So as I understand it, we need some of these red cups to have a party.Love, Mia Dear Mia,Only if you are having a frat party, honey. Normal people use regular glassware at their parties.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,But red cups are so festive!!!!!!Love, Mia Dear Mia,Are you planning a party?Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,Maybe.Love, Mia […]

The Predator

  Dear Mommy, I just found out that I’m very very important!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, That’s wonderful! And I agree. Our household just wouldn’t be the same without you. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, You don’t understand. I’m talking about my place in the world. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Well you do have […]

The Table

Dear Mommy, You yelled at me. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Is this regarding the little kerfluffle we had last night? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Yes!!!!! I was just sitting there and you yelled at me. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I did indeed. To get off the dining table. Love, Carolyn   Dear […]

Candy

Dear Mommy, When you put this mask on you look completely different!!!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I know, isn’t that cool? That’s what masks do. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Why would you want to look different? I like you the way you are. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s just something people like […]

Five o’Clock!

Dear Mia, I wish you would all calm down in the afternoons. Yesterday you were all over me when I walked in the door. And it wasn’t even five o’clock. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, It was close! We knew it was close!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I could see that. You and Puffin […]

The Mouse

Dear Mommy, I’m so disappointed with Dad. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Whatever for? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, He said he had a mouse. I thought I was going to get a snack. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I’m sure he did not say that. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Oh he did, for sure. […]

Mi’ja

Dearest Mia, Are you still upset about last night? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, No, but I was very very very very very angry then. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I know you were. You drew blood when you bit my hand. It still hurts. When you go off like that you are really scary. […]

Musical Chairs

Dear Mommy, Dad sat on me. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Somehow I don’t think that really happened. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Yes it did. He sat on me at dinner. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, He didn’t sit on you. He was trying to edge you off of his chair so he could […]