Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Month: March, 2016

Barbie Cat

Dear Mommy, Look what I found! A little lady doll! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, That’s a Barbie Doll. Someone gave it to my daughter for her birthday when she was three years old. I can’t believe we still have it. The lady who gave it to her said she picked it out because it […]


Cher Madame, Le crazy dog, she lurks at moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin Poppy is afraid of you. She calls you a Scary Guy. Sweetie, what did you do to that poor dog? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Moi? Je suis un sweet petit cat. Rien, I did nothing to that moronic […]

Scary Guys

Dear Alpha Mommy, When you went to Los Angeles for the weekend you left me with The Scary Guy. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Please don’t call him that. It’s sad that you think Dad is a scary guy. He wants to be your friend. I wish I knew what happened to you before you were […]

Assisted Living

Dear Alpha Mom, I miss sleeping in the Pantry. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, I know. It was your cave. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, I chose it myself. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, You did. We were all impressed by that. But I’m sorry, I have to keep you […]