Vive la France!

by carolynholm

Dear Puffin,

I see you are celebrating Bastille Day!

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

English speakers, you are toujours ignorant. You call it Bastille Day. This is not correct. Non. En France we call it la Fête nationale. Ou, le 14 juillet.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I stand corrected! Thank you.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

It would be appropriate for Madame to provide festivities.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

By festivities I presume you mean food.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

But of course. Food to celebrate the unity of France.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I guess we could break your diet just this once to give you an extra treat.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

Tous les chats français salute Madame!

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

And we should send our regards to our French cousins.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

We have les cousins français????????????

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

The cousin is actually Monsieur’s cousin, but she has a house full of lively cats.

Love, Carolyn

 

Cher Madame,

I must go visit them!

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

I don’t think that’s in the cards, honey. But today we’ll salute them! Vive la France!

Love, Carolyn

 

 

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