Cher Madame, My snugly blankie fell off le chair. Il faut that Madame fix it. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m glad you like your white furry blanket. Is that where you sleep at night now? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Ce n’est pas any of your business where I sleep. Regards, M. Le […]
Cher Madame, That moron Poppy, récemment she has been going on and on about les aristocrats. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, She is showing a lot of interest in her origins. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, I have les origins aussi. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I know you do. We’re […]
Cher Madame, Cette maison, c’est haunted by les spirits méchants. Evil spirits. Dangerous demons. Madame is derelict in her duty to protect us from les spirits méchants. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I can’t imagine what you are going on about. What is it this time? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Regardez! Cette horrifying […]
Dear Puffin, I notice my house plants are getting raggedy looking. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est probablement because Madame is not properly caring for les plants. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin I am taking perfectly good care of them. But someone is chewing on them. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Ah, Le […]
Cher Madame, Je suis pleased to see that les Américains appreciate La France. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m glad you are pleased. Appreciate France in which way? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Ah, Américains. Sometimes so ignorant. I will explain to Madame. Tout le monde est ready to celebrate un grand holiday […]
Cher Madame, My life est tout à l’envers, tout upside down. Madame has encore hidden le cuddly furry blankie. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Please calm down, Puff honey, I’ve just put it in the laundry. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Le laundry? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Where I wash […]
Dear Puffin, Are you responsible for kicking all the litter out of the litterbox? Carolyn Cher Madame, Vous sound très annoyed. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Of course I’m annoyed! The litter is supposed to stay in the box. Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est dommage. C’est probably Mia who does this thing that […]
Cher Madame, Il est important que je vous informe that Breakfast, c’est le plus important meal of the day. Regards, M.Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Have you noticed that pretty much all of our correspondence is about food? Love Carolyn Cher Madame, J’espère Madame is not attempting to make fun of breakfast. Regards, M. […]
Madame, I don’t understand Valentines Day. Q’est que c’est, all these hearts? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Hearts are a symbol of love. That’s what Valentines is all about. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mais je suis certain that hearts they reside à l’intérieur de tous nos bodies. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear […]
Cher Madame, Je voudrais avoir un phone. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Why on earth would you want a phone? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, I shouldn’t need to explain this to you. Avec un phone c’est possible to send Madame text messages. All day long. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, […]
