Mealtime
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Il est important que je vous informe that Breakfast, c’est le plus important meal of the day.
Regards,
M.Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Have you noticed that pretty much all of our correspondence is about food?
Love Carolyn
Cher Madame,
J’espère Madame is not attempting to make fun of breakfast.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m a big fan of breakfast.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And may I remind Madame that this important meal should be served in un manner that is très très timely.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
And what’s your point, Puff? Is this a complaint?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
May I remind Madame that she overslept this morning and le breakfast was so late that Mia et moi, we were famished.
Regards,
M. Le Pouffin
Dear Puffin
I’m pretty sure you two can manage a small delay in your mealtime.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mais non, Madame. We were nearly prostrate. Je suis sûr this is abusive.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You are overweight, Puff honey. You could go a week without food and you’d probably be better off for it.
Love, Carolyn
Madame!
Quelle horreur! Is Madame threatening her devoted family members?
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Calm down. I’m not threatening anything. I feed you twice a day without fail.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Ah, oui, that brings up the other most important meal of the day.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Let me guess. That would be dinner.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame
Oui, that it would be. And Mia et moi would appreciate it if you would serve le dinner in a manner plus timely as well.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It doesn’t matter when I feed you, you start lobbying for it at four in the afternoon, and after I feed you at five, you continue lobbying for an additional dinner for several hours after that.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And there is a problem with this because…? Does Madame fait un complaint?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Me, complain? No, actually it makes me feel important to have a fat cat following me all over the house, hollering.
Love, Carolyn
Madame,
Now Madame becomes sarcastic.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m so glad you can tell.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Sarcasm, c’est unattractive.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’ll keep that in mind.
Love, Carolyn
