Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: French cat

Cat Trouble

Dear Mommy, I don’t understand cats at all. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, Don’t worry, you’re not alone in that. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Right? Cats are confusing! Especially Puffin. I can’t understand half of what he says! It’s all garbled! He makes no sense at all. XOXOXO Poppy   Dear Poppy, That’s because he’s […]

Upstairs Downstairs

Cher Madame, La moronic dog, she is vraiment out of control. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Okay, what is it this time? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Moi, I put my petit face in le doorway of le kitchen, to see if Madame realizes that la clock she says c’est dinnertime, et cette […]

The Measuring Cup

Cher Madame, Pour le New Year, je fis une résolution. Mais il faut point out that Madame has not kept up her end of la résolution. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, My end? Now what are you complaining about? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ma résolution. Tout le monde makes les résolutions. Most […]

The Vase

Cher Madame, Attention! Regardez ici, c’est un grand mess for Madame to attend to. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Puffin! You broke my vase! Carolyn   Cher Madame, Le vase, c’est important? Cette pile of trash? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Puffin, It’s trash now, but it was lovely! And, by the way, it was French. […]

The Snugly Blankie

Cher Madame, My snugly blankie fell off le chair. Il faut that Madame fix it. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’m glad you like your white furry blanket. Is that where you sleep at night now? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ce n’est pas any of your business where I sleep. Regards, M. Le […]

The Moggie

Cher Madame, That moron Poppy, récemment she has been going on and on about les aristocrats. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, She is showing a lot of interest in her origins. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, I have les origins aussi. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I know you do. We’re […]

Demons

Cher Madame, Cette maison, c’est haunted by les spirits méchants. Evil spirits. Dangerous demons. Madame is derelict in her duty to protect us from les spirits méchants. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I can’t imagine what you are going on about. What is it this time? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Regardez! Cette horrifying […]

The Plant Based Diet

Dear Puffin, I notice my house plants are getting raggedy looking. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, C’est probablement because Madame is not properly caring for les plants. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin I am taking perfectly good care of them. But someone is chewing on them. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ah, Le […]

The Patriot

Cher Madame, Je suis pleased to see that les Américains appreciate La France. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’m glad you are pleased. Appreciate France in which way? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ah, Américains. Sometimes so ignorant. I will explain to Madame. Tout le monde est ready to celebrate un grand holiday […]

Le Safe Place

Cher Madame, My life est tout à l’envers, tout upside down. Madame has encore hidden le cuddly furry blankie. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Please calm down, Puff honey, I’ve just put it in the laundry. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Le laundry? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Where I wash […]