Toujours Français
by carolynholm
Bonjour Madame,
Toujours you continue to insist that I am not French. But vraiment you are misinformed. Yes, I may have been discovered in Los Angeles, but I’m sure I had just arrived from France.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Probably not. You were eight weeks old, Honey, just a baby, with a dirty face and diarrhea.
Sincerely, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Comment? Always you bring up le diarrhea.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Excuse me. La merde. Better?
Sincerely, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Ha ha. I crack up. Not. Madame is not as funny as she thinks she is.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
That’s ok. Mia thinks I’m hilarious.
Sincerely, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mia laughs at everything.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Not everything. She thinks all your French is annoying. She questions your Origin Story. She’s been asking me how the heck you ever got from Paris to the mean streets of South Central Los Angeles.
Sincerely, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
And Madame enlightened her?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I told her I just think you’ve been watching too much Henri Le Chat Noir on the internet.
Love, Carolyn
