Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: cat humor

The Roomba

Dear Mommy, I’ve been studying the cat videos on the interwebs. This is something we should be doing. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Doing? We? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Making our own cat videos. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Starring you I would imagine. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Of course starring me! I’d […]

Le Safe Place

Cher Madame, My life est tout à l’envers, tout upside down. Madame has encore hidden le cuddly furry blankie. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Please calm down, Puff honey, I’ve just put it in the laundry. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Le laundry? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Where I wash […]

Best Cat Ever

Dear Mommy, I thought I was your Pretty Girl. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Of course you are! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, But you told Poppy she was your Pretty Girl. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Well maybe I was thinking in terms of a lower case pretty girl, instead of an upper case […]


Dear Puffin, Are you responsible for kicking all the litter out of the litterbox? Carolyn   Cher Madame, Vous sound très annoyed. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Of course I’m annoyed! The litter is supposed to stay in the box. Carolyn   Cher Madame, C’est dommage. C’est probably Mia who does this thing that […]

Vegan Dreams

Dear Mommy, I’ve decided to become Vegan. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Do you even know what that means? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Of course I do. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, I’ll bet you don’t. But if you did you would know that you can’t possibly be vegan. You are a cat. Cats […]


Cher Madame, Les Chien, the dogs, are they malade? Do they have illness? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, No, not at all. Molly is elderly, and she has a heart murmur and arthritis, but other than that she is doing well for fifteen years old. Poppy is the picture of health. Why do […]

Ode to Spring

Dear Mia, Toilet paper, AGAIN? What are you doing now? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I’m dancing. I’m working on the dance component of a new performance piece. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, That’s wonderful. I just wish we could leave the toilet paper out of it. What is this one going to be about? […]


Dear Mommy, There’s been a lot of talk about equality. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Yes, there has. I’m so glad you are interested!  Last Sunday was International Women’s Day. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, What exactly are they talking about? Love, Mia   Dear Mia, As it happens there are a number of equality […]


Cher Madame, Il est important que je vous informe that Breakfast, c’est le plus important meal of the day. Regards, M.Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Have you noticed that pretty much all of our correspondence is about food? Love Carolyn   Cher Madame, J’espère Madame is not attempting to make fun of breakfast. Regards, M. […]

50 Shades of…

Dear Mommy, I really like your red shoes Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Thank you, I do too. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, I wish I could wear them. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Sorry, they’re not exactly made for cats. I think you’d find them very uncomfortable. Actually humans generally find them uncomfortable after […]