Dear Mommy, I’ve been studying the cat videos on the interwebs. This is something we should be doing. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Doing? We? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Making our own cat videos. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Starring you I would imagine. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Of course starring me! I’d […]
Cher Madame, My life est tout à l’envers, tout upside down. Madame has encore hidden le cuddly furry blankie. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Please calm down, Puff honey, I’ve just put it in the laundry. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Le laundry? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Where I wash […]
Dear Mommy, I thought I was your Pretty Girl. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Of course you are! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, But you told Poppy she was your Pretty Girl. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Well maybe I was thinking in terms of a lower case pretty girl, instead of an upper case […]
Dear Puffin, Are you responsible for kicking all the litter out of the litterbox? Carolyn Cher Madame, Vous sound très annoyed. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Of course I’m annoyed! The litter is supposed to stay in the box. Carolyn Cher Madame, C’est dommage. C’est probably Mia who does this thing that […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve decided to become Vegan. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Do you even know what that means? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Of course I do. Love, Mia Dear Mia, I’ll bet you don’t. But if you did you would know that you can’t possibly be vegan. You are a cat. Cats […]
Cher Madame, Les Chien, the dogs, are they malade? Do they have illness? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No, not at all. Molly is elderly, and she has a heart murmur and arthritis, but other than that she is doing well for fifteen years old. Poppy is the picture of health. Why do […]
Dear Mia, Toilet paper, AGAIN? What are you doing now? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I’m dancing. I’m working on the dance component of a new performance piece. Love, Mia Dear Mia, That’s wonderful. I just wish we could leave the toilet paper out of it. What is this one going to be about? […]
Dear Mommy, There’s been a lot of talk about equality. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Yes, there has. I’m so glad you are interested! Last Sunday was International Women’s Day. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, What exactly are they talking about? Love, Mia Dear Mia, As it happens there are a number of equality […]
Cher Madame, Il est important que je vous informe that Breakfast, c’est le plus important meal of the day. Regards, M.Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Have you noticed that pretty much all of our correspondence is about food? Love Carolyn Cher Madame, J’espère Madame is not attempting to make fun of breakfast. Regards, M. […]
Dear Mommy, I really like your red shoes Love, Mia Dear Mia, Thank you, I do too. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I wish I could wear them. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Sorry, they’re not exactly made for cats. I think you’d find them very uncomfortable. Actually humans generally find them uncomfortable after […]
