People
by carolynholm
Dear Mom,
Am I a Viking?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You are clearly a Spitz, which was indeed originally a Nordic breed. The Viking dogs were your people, but I’m not sure any Viking would recognize you.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Why not???????
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You are a gentle spirit, sweetie. I’m sure the Viking dogs were a pretty wild and wooly bunch, like the other branches of your Spitz family. Look at today’s sled dogs for instance. That’s a tough bunch! And I read that there is actually a Finnish Spitz, small like you, but used for hunting bears. I have a really hard time picturing you in a bear hunt.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I can be wolfish!!!!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Probably we should keep the emphasis here on the “ish”. But I’m not sure you want to be associated with Vikings. They accomplished a lot, but they were known for plunder and mayhem and slaves.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
You said once that your people were Vikings!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That they were. It’s something you and I have in common. However, while they may be my people, I try to remain clear-eyed about their mark on the world.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
You also say sometimes that your people are cats. I am confused by that. What about dogs? What about me?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Cats may be my people, but I love you, sweetie. You know that.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
That’s a relief!!!!! So, Puffin says his people are aristocratic. He’s a purebred French Tuxedo.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Is he bringing that up again? That’s funny. Tuxedo is a color, for heaven’s sake. He’s the least “purebred” of the lot of you. He’s a DSH. That’s a general category. Domestic Short Hair. If a short-haired cat doesn’t have any recognizable antecedents, he gets lumped into DSH. Poor Puffin. He so wants to be an aristocrat.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Still, he’s French?????? I thought he came from Los Angeles!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You’re right. He was a tiny kitten when he was found wandering around the streets of South Central Los Angeles. Maybe he was born into a French family when he was a baby? Who knows? South Central is known for Spanish speakers, not French, but LA is a diverse city.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Winston says his people are Pumas.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
He says that because we like to call him our Puma. But he knows he’s a Meezer. Just like Mia.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I thought Mia was Siamese!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
She was. Meezer is an affectionate nickname for Siamese.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
But they look different!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Their coloring is slightly different because Mia was a Lynx Point Siamese and Winston is Seal Point. A very dark Seal Point. He looks like he was left in the toaster too long.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
So, the Meezers are aristocrats. And I’m a Spitz aristocrat. But Puffin’s people are French but pretty much non-descript.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That’s harsh, sweetie. Puffin has more than made up for his humble origins with his formal tuxedo attire.
Love, Carolyn
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I loved this blog—since I’m also a Viking, I can relate!:-)