Carolyn Holm

Bonjour Madame,

I have un question.  Did Madame buy us?

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

No, you were all rescued.  Though Molly and Mia had rescue group fees.

Sincerely,

Carolyn

 

Bonjour Madame,

What did you pay for moi?

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

We didn’t get you from a rescue group.  You were found wandering in the streets of LA.

Sincerely,

Carolyn

 

Bonjour Madame,

You make it sound, comment dites-vous, so sordid.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Well, it sort of was.  You had terrible diarrhea.

Sincerely,

Carolyn

 

Bonjour Madame,

So you paid rien? You paid nothing pour moi?

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Well there were a lot of vet bills.  There was the matter of the diarrhea.

Sincerely,

Carolyn

 

Bonjour Madame,

Toujours you keep bringing that up.  Vous êtes very rude.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

There was also a surgery expense.

Sincerely,

Carolyn

 

Bonjour Madame,

Ah, yes.  The snip snip operation.  Je suis noodled.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin

 

Dear Puffin,

Neutered.

Sincerely,

Carolyn

 

Madame,

Again your rude emphasis on unpleasantness.

Regards,

M. Le Poufin