Dear Mommy, I can’t believe you cut my nails again. This is not okay. No one is allowed to touch my feet. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Believe me, I’d rather not. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, It’s a very stressful experience. Love, Mia Dear Mia, It’s no picnic on this end either. But […]
Bonjour Madame, I have un question. Did Madame buy us? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No, you were all rescued. Though Molly and Mia had rescue group fees. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, What did you pay for moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, We didn’t get you from a rescue […]
Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!! It’s called Blurred Lines. I’ve created a dance for it. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Oh dear. What makes you think it’s about you? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, He says “You’re an animal”. Check. “You are the hottest bitch in the place.” Check. And “You’re a good […]
Memo to: Madame From: M. Le Poufin You’ll notice I’ve changed my name. I have discovered I am French. Je suis Français. So please start calling me Monsieur Le Poufin. And greet me in the morning with a polite “Bonjour Monsieur!” And then feed me at once. Avec toute vitesse. Regards, M. Le Poufin To […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve left a little surprise upstairs for you. Love, Mia Dear Mia, No! Is this about the litter box? Because I was just going to clean it!!! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Don’t worry, it’s not anything gross like that. It is art!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, Thank god it’s just […]