Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: funny cat

Mani Pedi

Dear Mommy, I can’t believe you cut my nails again. This is not okay. No one is allowed to touch my feet. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Believe me, I’d rather not. Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, It’s a very stressful experience. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, It’s no picnic on this end either. But […]


Bonjour Madame, I have un question.  Did Madame buy us? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, No, you were all rescued.  Though Molly and Mia had rescue group fees. Sincerely, Carolyn   Bonjour Madame, What did you pay for moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, We didn’t get you from a rescue […]

Shaking It

Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!! It’s called Blurred Lines.  I’ve created a dance for it. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Oh dear. What makes you think it’s about you? Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, He says “You’re an animal”.  Check.  “You are the hottest bitch in the place.”  Check.  And “You’re a good […]

Je Suis Français

Memo to:  Madame From:  M. Le Poufin You’ll notice I’ve changed my name.  I have discovered I am French.  Je suis Français.  So please start calling me Monsieur Le Poufin.  And greet me in the morning with a polite “Bonjour Monsieur!”  And then feed me at once.  Avec toute vitesse. Regards, M. Le Poufin   To […]

Mia's Art Installation

Art Installation

Dear Mommy, I’ve left a little surprise upstairs for you. Love, Mia   Dear Mia, No!  Is this about the litter box?  Because I was just going to clean it!!! Love, Carolyn   Dear Mommy, Don’t worry, it’s not anything gross like that.  It is art!!!! Love, Mia   Dear Mia, Thank god it’s just […]