Dear Mommy, I’m a musician now. Love, Mia Dear Mia, In what way are you a musician? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, You sound surprised. You shouldn’t be surprised about my music. I’m an artist and a dancer. Music follows naturally. Love, Mia Dear Mia I’m not surprised. In fact I think that’s […]
Dear Alpha Mom, Please, my food bowl needs kibble. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, It has food in it. Just take a look. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, I did. It really needs kibble. Please. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha […]
Dearest Molly, I heard on NPR that dogs face North when they poop. Do you know anything about that? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Ohmygod NO! Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Today on our walk when you pooped you were facing West. Distinctly West. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, I did […]
Bonjour Madame, I have un question. Did Madame buy us? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No, you were all rescued. Though Molly and Mia had rescue group fees. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, What did you pay for moi? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, We didn’t get you from a rescue […]
Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!! It’s called Blurred Lines. I’ve created a dance for it. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Oh dear. What makes you think it’s about you? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, He says “You’re an animal”. Check. “You are the hottest bitch in the place.” Check. And “You’re a good […]
Memo to: Madame From: M. Le Poufin You’ll notice I’ve changed my name. I have discovered I am French. Je suis Français. So please start calling me Monsieur Le Poufin. And greet me in the morning with a polite “Bonjour Monsieur!” And then feed me at once. Avec toute vitesse. Regards, M. Le Poufin To […]
Dear Alpha Mom, While you were gone the UPS man came and rang the doorbell. I yelled at him while the rest of the pack ran and hid upstairs. I’ll be glad when you get home. Your Best Dog, Molly Dear Alpha Mom, You’ve been out for a long time. But don’t […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve left a little surprise upstairs for you. Love, Mia Dear Mia, No! Is this about the litter box? Because I was just going to clean it!!! Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Don’t worry, it’s not anything gross like that. It is art!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, Thank god it’s just […]