Dear Alpha Mommy, I’m glad you didn’t make me wear this costume for Halloween. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, No, I could tell you really weren’t on board with it. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, I didn’t like Halloween at all. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Why not? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, […]
Dear Poppy, You were barking in your sleep again last night. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, I barked in my sleep? Why don’t I know about this?????? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Because you were asleep when you were doing it, doofus. But it’s not like a real bark. It’s more of a series […]
Dear Poppy, I left a surprise in your red toy. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!! It’s peanut butter! I LOVE peanut butter!!!!!!! XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I know you do. That should keep you busy for a while. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, My tongue can barely reach it all! XOXO […]
Dear Mommy, I’ve got a plan for Labor Day weekend. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That’s lovely! So what is your plan? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I’m going to have puppies. I’m practicing for it with my bunny. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, What do you mean you’re going to have puppies? Love, Carolyn […]
MEMO TO: Mia, Puffin and Poppy FROM: Carolyn Everyone needs to calm down. Now. Dear Mommy, Puffin has been bullying me again!!!!!! He just chased me away from my magazine. He doesn’t appreciate a well-informed cat. Love, Mia Cher Madame, That Mia, she sniffed my ear and then like a crazy cat she […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, You told me I’m the Best Dog Ever. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I did indeed! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, But according to Puffin you said that about Molly. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I thought Molly told you never to pay any attention to what the cats say. Love, […]
Dear Poppy, I’ve always been mystified by the way you dogs take the kibble nugget out of the bowl and eat it somewhere else in the room. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, This is what Molly taught me. Do you remember Molly? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Of course I remember Molly. She was part […]
Dear Poppy, You are looking very patriotic! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, Patriotic? I thought this t-shirt says I’m a star. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Well, maybe both. You are a star, honey, and you are wearing red, white, and blue. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, I don’t understand patriotic. What does […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, Alpha Dad says we are surrounded by wildlife!!! Does that mean there are tigers and giraffes? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, No honey, nothing like that. Actually he was referring to the Walking Stick insects we find on the front door. But still, we have a lot of wildlife in our garden. […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, Am I a Working Dog? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Why do you ask? Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, Puffin said I’m not a Working Dog. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Okay, I’ve told you not to pay attention to what the cats say. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, Well, […]
