Dear Mommy,I read the newspaper every day now!!!!!!!Love, Mia Dear Mia,I’m so proud of you! It’s very important to be informed.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,I’ll know all about how to vote when it’s time.Love, Mia Dear Mia,I love your enthusiasm, sweetie, but I’m sorry, cats can’t vote.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,That’s voter suppression!!!!! I don’t know why […]
Dear Mommy,I want this little suitcase!!!!!!!Love, Mia Dear Mia,It’s perfect for you, isn’t it! Except that you don’t need a suitcase. You don’t go anywhere.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,Did this come from the Scary Bunny?Love, Mia Dear Mia,The what?Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,Back when Molly was still alive, she told us that there was a giant Bunny that […]
Dear Mommy,When you said “My cat would make a better President”, which of us did you mean?Love, Mia Dear Mia,Oh, of course I meant you. Puffin would be a terrible president. He’s a bit of a bully.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,So you think I’d be a good President?Love, Mia Dear Mia,Oh dear, well, that was just […]
Dear Mia,You are such a sweet girl! I love our snuggle when I stretch out on the sofa to read.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,I like it too. And I like the bedtime cuddle. But last night you were thrashing around. I wish you would lie quietly. When you push me off, Puffin comes to steal the good spot.Love, Mia Dear […]
Dear Mia,Thank heavens I found you and Poppy with the Valentine box before it was too late!Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,You were very abrupt. That was rude.Love, Mia Dear Mia,It wasn’t rude. There are chocolates in that box. I took it away from the two of you to save you from eating some. That would have […]
Dear Mommy,I love this thingy! It’s Cat Art!Love, Mia Dear Mia,I’m glad you like it. And I’m glad I was able to catch it when you nearly knocked it off my desk.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,That was an accident. I was examining it. The cat is very realistic. It is much better Animal Art than all […]
Dear Mommy,So as I understand it, we need some of these red cups to have a party.Love, Mia Dear Mia,Only if you are having a frat party, honey. Normal people use regular glassware at their parties.Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,But red cups are so festive!!!!!!Love, Mia Dear Mia,Are you planning a party?Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy,Maybe.Love, Mia […]
Dear Mommy, I just found out that I’m very very important!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, That’s wonderful! And I agree. Our household just wouldn’t be the same without you. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, You don’t understand. I’m talking about my place in the world. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Well you do have […]
Dear Mommy, You yelled at me. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Is this regarding the little kerfluffle we had last night? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Yes!!!!! I was just sitting there and you yelled at me. Love, Mia Dear Mia, I did indeed. To get off the dining table. Love, Carolyn Dear […]
Dear Mommy, When you put this mask on you look completely different!!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, I know, isn’t that cool? That’s what masks do. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Why would you want to look different? I like you the way you are. Love, Mia Dear Mia, It’s just something people like […]
