Cher Madame, Mia she has been saying bad things to moi. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, That’s probably because you bully her. What has she been saying? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Moi, un sweet petit chat, she calls a Douche Weasel. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Okay, that’s funny but […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, I don’t understand why you play with the Screaming Monster. XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, It’s just a vacuum cleaner sweetie. It’s not going to hurt you. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, Are you kidding me????!!!!! It screams like a creature!! But it doesn’t smell like a creature. I think maybe it’s […]
Dear Mommy, There’s a song about me!!!!!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, About you specifically? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Yes, about me! I’m the Dancing Queen!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, Ahh. Well, that’s probably a good title for you. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Dancing is my life. Love, Mia Dear Mia, […]
Dear Puffin, I found tiny bird feathers on the living room sofa. Do you have anything to say about this? Carolyn Cher Madame, Un Chickadee entered le house through un open window. Je suis un predator. C’est tout. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You actually caught that poor thing? Honestly, I don’t […]
