Dear Alpha Mom, The food bowl is empty. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, Of course it is. It’s empty less than two minutes after I feed you. Clean as a whistle. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, The food bowl is empty. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, You can’t be hungry. […]
Dear Mommy, I am trying to understand this presidential race. Love, Mia Dear Mia, We’re all trying to understand it, honey. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, It’s very confusing. First of all, you humans use the word race in different ways. Is the presidential race about seeing who runs the fastest? Or is […]
Cher Madame, Il faut dire, les movies you watch are terrible. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I don’t choose movies to please the two of you! Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mais, pourquoi non? On demande why not? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Because. Just because. Why should I have to defend myself […]
Dear Alpha Mom, There is not much for me to do any more. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, You can keep an eye on the kitchen, sweetie. Someone needs to make sure nothing goes wrong there. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, But I can’t hear a thing. I’m completely deaf now. Your […]
Dear Alpha Mommy! There are turkeys on the roof!!!!!!!! XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, They roosted there last night. What a racket they made at dawn! Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, If you let me up onto the roof I’ll take care of them for you! Love, Poppy Dear Poppy, No honey, we […]
