Movies
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Il faut dire, les movies you watch are terrible.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I don’t choose movies to please the two of you!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mais, pourquoi non? On demande why not?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Because. Just because. Why should I have to defend myself on this?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
When you watch on your laptop in bed we pauvre petits cats are right there, subject to your choices.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I have been watching French movies lately. I should think you’d support that.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
C’est boring, all people people people. Nothing but people.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
What do you want to see in movies?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Les birds et small mammals!
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Ah, basically you want prey porn. Like Ratatouille. And The Parrots of Telegraph Hill. You and Mia really liked those two movies.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
You have been watching movies without any prey. They don’t even have cats in them. C’est boring. Madame needs more diversity in her movie viewing.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to leave cats out. Someone is making a film about a cat in London named Bob. We’ll watch that together when it comes out.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Who is this Bob? If he is un cat Anglais why would I want to view him?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Bob is a big yellow street cat. He was saved by a homeless junkie named James and they became pals. Bob helped James get off drugs and they walk around London together. With Bob on his shoulder or on a leash. It’s a sweet story.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Il faut dire, Madame’s obsession avec les leashes, c’est pathetique. Toujours le bondage. L’obsession de bondage. Et this Bob cat, he may be un cat, but his movie probably does not have le prey.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I’m throwing you a bone here. It’s all you’re going to get.
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Typical.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
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