Treats
by carolynholm
Dear Mommy,
What are those treats you like so much?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Treats? Are you referring to my chocolates?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
The little squares you unwrap and nibble on every evening.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Those are dark chocolates. I’d rather you didn’t broadcast my treat habit to the world.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I found where you hide them.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Oh. Well then I hope you can keep that a secret.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Why do you hide them?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
So I don’t have to share them.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Why are you so excited about them?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
They’re delicious. I like them the way you like your Temptations.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I love Temptations!!!!!!!!!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I know you do. You are crazy for them. So is every cat I know.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
So why don’t you just treat yourself with Temptations?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Cats like Temptations, humans like dark chocolate.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Maybe I should try your chocolates.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
No Sweetie, they will make you sick. They are strictly off limits.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
They don’t make you sick?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
No, they are made especially for humans. Just as Temptations are made especially for cats.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Not just cats. Dogs love Temptations. Molly thinks they’re terrific.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
All of you get pretty worked up over them.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I notice you hide our Temptations. Is that because you want them for yourself?
Love, Miz
Dear Mia,
I hide them because y’all would devour the whole package in a hot minute if you could get your busy little paws on them.
Love, Carolyn
