Titles
by carolynholm
Dear Mia,
You are such a sweet girl! I love our snuggle when I stretch out on the sofa to read.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
I like it too. And I like the bedtime cuddle. But last night you were thrashing around. I wish you would lie quietly. When you push me off, Puffin comes to steal the good spot.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I’m sorry I disrupted your sleep. But you know, there are two good spots. You each get one.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
But mine is the best one. And Puffin steals it when you thrash around and bump me off.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia
It was cold and I had to move you to wrestle the second blanket on. If you didn’t jump off the bed in a huff you’d probably get the good spot again as soon as I settled.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
Puffin is too fast. It would be better if you didn’t move at all. You should try to be more like Molly. She never moved all night.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Molly didn’t move because she was tied to the bed. She lost her privilege of wandering loose around the house at night because late in life she sometimes peed where she shouldn’t.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
But she stayed in her basket all night even when you forgot to attach the leash.
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
You’re right, she did. Because she was a very good girl. Well, with the exception of the occasional peeing lapse. But mostly she was the Best Dog Ever. I miss her!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
What about Poppy?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Oh I’m sure she misses Molly too.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
No! I mean, is she a Best Dog Ever?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Oh yes, she inherited the title.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
And I am the Best CAT Ever?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Well, no honey, that title doesn’t exist for cats.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
But there is a “Best DOG Ever”?????
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Yes, it’s a Thing.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
That’s outrageous!!!!!!!
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
I’m just messing with you, sweetie. Of course there’s a Best Cat Ever title.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mommy,
And that’s me, right?
Love, Mia
Dear Mia,
Time will tell.
Love, Carolyn
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