The Hunter
by carolynholm
Dear Puffin,
You look like a real hunter!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
I am a real hunter. This catfish toy is my prey.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Of course it is. And it is excellent exercise. You are looking very svelte these days! Congratulations!
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mon diet is finally achieved!
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
And you will be healthier for it.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Et no more lectures from the lady vet. Who was so rude at my last visit.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
She wasn’t being rude, honey. She was concerned about your weight. She wants you to live long and enjoy a healthy old age.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
She said I was obese.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
That was a fact, honey, not an insult. But she won’t say that now. You have lost weight since she saw you.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Now this poor petit cat can eat freely, non?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Maybe we can ease up on the rules now and then. As long as you are good about getting your exercise.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Le catfish toy, as you say, is a good exercise.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It is. And you can pretend you are playing with actual food.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours Madame is with le sarcasm.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
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