Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: cat on diet

The Hunter

Dear Puffin, You look like a real hunter! Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, I am a real hunter. This catfish toy is my prey. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Of course it is. And it is excellent exercise. You are looking very svelte these days! Congratulations! Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Mon diet […]


Dear Puffin, The vet has reminded me that we need to be vigilant about your diet. Désolé. I know this subject distresses you. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Comment? The kind woman avec le blond hair? Dit-elle cela? She said cette nonsense? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Sadly it’s not nonsense. You are still […]

The Diet

Madame, Il faut dire, Thanksgiving, c’etait un holiday cruel. Yesterday was an abomination. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, I’m surprised! I would have thought you’d be all in favor of a holiday that revolves around food. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Oui, food. Yesterday tout le monde talked of rien but food all day […]

Hunger Texts

Cher Madame, Je voudrais avoir un phone. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Why on earth would you want a phone? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, I shouldn’t need to explain this to you. Avec un phone c’est possible to send Madame text messages. All day long. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, […]