Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: funny dog

Snacks

Dear Alpha Mom, Why are there chicks living inside our house? Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, They’re babies. They have to be indoors for six weeks. When they are old enough they will join the flock in the coop. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, I never knew that babies could be so […]

The Refill

Dear Alpha Mom, Please, my food bowl needs kibble. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, It has food in it.  Just take a look. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, I did.  It really needs kibble.  Please. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha […]

Due North

Dearest Molly, I heard on NPR that dogs face North when they poop.  Do you know anything about that? Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, Ohmygod NO! Your Best Dog, Molly   Dearest Molly, Today on our walk when you pooped you were facing West.  Distinctly West. Love, Carolyn   Dear Alpha Mom, I did […]

Predators

    Dear Alpha Mom, While you were gone the UPS man came and rang the doorbell.  I yelled at him while the rest of the pack ran and hid upstairs.  I’ll be glad when you get home. Your Best Dog, Molly   Dear Alpha Mom, You’ve been out for a long time.  But don’t […]