Dear Puffin, What was all that noise last night? Love, Carolyn Madame, As usual vous rudely bring up the petit unpleasantness. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Petit? Hardly. You make such a big production about a simple hairball. Love, Carolyn Dear Madame, Then you do know what the noise was about, […]
Dear Mommy, Who is this Hello Kitty??????!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, She’s from Japan. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I want to meet her!!!!!! Love Mia Dear Mia, Sorry Sweetie, that’s not possible, she’s not real. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Yes she is! She’s a celebrity, she’s everywhere! I want to be […]
Bonjour Madame, Mia is very full of herself about her dancing, but is Madame aware that she has been twerking? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Mia doesn’t twerk, Puff. That is not something a cat is capable of. She says she does because she thinks it’s cool. She is just waving her […]
Bonjour Madame, Je vous en prie, could you find it in yourself to bring the bird feeder indoors so that we could have the chickadees inside? Merci! Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, No. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, Ma vie est plein d’ennui. Boring boring boring. Toujours la même chose. Just open […]
Dear Mommy, You should stop what you’re doing and come watch me!!!!! I’m doing a paws de deux. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Probably not, honey. Do you know what a pas de deux is? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Puffin says it’s French for a dance with two paws. Love, Mia Dear Mia, […]
Cher Madame, Does Madame still refuse to believe that I am French? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Puff, honey, you were picked up on the streets of South Central Los Angeles when you were a tiny kitten. I don’t think you got there from France. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Alors, still, Madame […]
Dear Mia, Last night someone was making rude noises. Barfing noises. And I had to clean up a mess this morning. I know it was you, Mia. I wish you’d do this on the tile bathroom floor instead of on my nice Armenian rug. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, You don’t know it was me. […]
Bonjour Madame, Mia tells me I should listen to some singer named Yelle. Mais alors, I don’t care to. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Why not, Puff? You’d probably like her because she’s French. Sincerely, Carolyn Cher Madame, She is une pop singer. I don’t listen to pop music. Regards, M. Le Poufin […]
Memo to: Molly, Puffin and Mia From: Carolyn Ok which of you clowns knocked over the lamp? Cher Madame, The lamp she came to life and flew off le table. I was horrified and left the room avec toute vitesse. J’espère you will find le perpetrator. Regards, M. Le Poufin […]