Cher Madame, Je voudrais avoir un phone. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Why on earth would you want a phone? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, I shouldn’t need to explain this to you. Avec un phone c’est possible to send Madame text messages. All day long. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, […]
Dear Mommy, I want to join the circus! Love, Mia Dear Mia, I’m sorry to be the one to say it, but that’s such a cliché. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, No it’s not, I really mean it! Love, Mia Dear Mia, That’s an interesting ambition, but I don’t think any circus would […]
Dear Mommy, I notice you’ve brought a tree into the house again this year. And covered it with trinkets. Love, Mia Dear Mia, I hope you don’t have any plans to tip it over. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, No, of course not. Last year’s situation was an accident. This year I am planning […]
Dear Mommy, What kind of American are you? Love, Mia Dear Mia, I beg your pardon? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I hope you are not just a plain vanilla American. Love, Mia Dear Mia, I have no idea what you are getting at. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, There are African Americans, […]
Dear Mommy, The New Dog is taking over the whole house. It’s not fair. Puffin and I are really, really, really upset about this. Love, Mia Dear Mia, She’s not taking over the whole house. She is mostly downstairs in the kitchen, and you have the entire upstairs. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, She […]
Dear Mommy, What are those treats you like so much? Love, Mia Dear Mia, Treats? Are you referring to my chocolates? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, The little squares you unwrap and nibble on every evening. Love, Mia Dear Mia, Those are dark chocolates. I’d rather you didn’t broadcast my treat habit to […]
Bonjour Madame, Toujours you continue to insist that I am not French. But vraiment you are misinformed. Yes, I may have been discovered in Los Angeles, but I’m sure I had just arrived from France. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Probably not. You were eight weeks old, Honey, just a baby, with a dirty […]
Dear Mommy, What is going on!!!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, You’ll have to be more specific, Honey. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Molly says we’re getting another dog. Love, Mia Dear Mia, She wasn’t supposed to tell you. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Why not?????? This is serious!!!!!! Puffin says it is Catastrophe. […]
Bonjour Madame, You have not received any good movies lately. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Are you kidding? I’ve been getting terrific movies. Sincerely, Carolyn Cher Madame, You haven’t played Ratatouille for us lately. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, So this isn’t about the movies I watch. It’s about your […]
Dear Mommy, I’m worried about boxes now. Love, Mia Dear Mia, And this is because…? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, There’s a crazy scientist who is trying to kill a cat in a box. Love, Mia Dear Mia, You’ve been cruising the internet again, haven’t you. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, His name […]
