Shredding
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
I’m demolishing this roll of paper towels.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Apparently.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I’m totally shredding!!!!!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
Well, you are literally shredding that roll.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Shredding is what cool guys do.
Winston
Dear Winston,
If you want to be cool, “shredding” is usually used in a different context.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I’m pretty sure I’m shredding. In the totally cool sense.
Winston
Dear Winston,
It means playing a really intricate guitar solo.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I’m still pretty sure I’m shredding.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Okay, it’s also used in reference to skiing. Or skateboarding. Really tearing into it.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I’m LITERALLY tearing into this roll. How can you not call that shredding???????
Winston
Dear Winston,
Okay, fair enough. You are doing some epic shredding.
Love, Carolyn
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