Hey Mom,I’m demolishing this roll of paper towels.Winston Dear Winston,Apparently.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,I’m totally shredding!!!!!!!!!Winston Dear Winston,Well, you are literally shredding that roll.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,Shredding is what cool guys do.Winston Dear Winston,If you want to be cool, “shredding” is usually used in a different context.Love, Carolyn Hey Mom,I’m pretty sure I’m shredding. In the totally cool […]