Petit
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Mia says il faut that I make a New Year’s resolution. C’est necessaire?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You don’t have to, honey. I don’t do that.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mia makes remarks about my weight. She is telling me that a diet should be the subject of mon resolution.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Well, I hate to say this but she has something there.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours tout le monde turns against this tiny cat.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
The world isn’t turning against you. And you are not exactly a tiny cat, sweetie. More like zaftig.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours le sarcasm.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
One of these days you won’t fit through the cat door to the furnace room to get to your litterbox. That is going to be a big problem.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
No worries! Mia says cats can fit through any hole their head fits through! My head has remained très dainty!
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I think you’ve been misinformed. That’s mice. And rats. Not cats.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
This petit tiny cat has been turned against. J’ai peur that Madame will now starve me.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I won’t starve you sweetie. Maybe we’ll just try to modify your diet a bit. You won’t notice a thing! Maybe I’ll take Mia’s suggestion and make that my New Year’s resolution. Someone has to do it. And by the way, you aren’t petit but we love you anyway.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours le sarcasm.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
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