Carolyn Holm

One Dog, Two Cats
Grand Ideas
InterSpecies Memos

Tag: overweight cat


Dear Puffin,Good news! The vet says your blood work results came in and they show you are extremely healthy!Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,C’est horrifying. Blood work? C’est morbid.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,It’s just a medical expression, sweetie. They take a little bit of your blood to test for all kinds of things. The vet was pleased with […]


Cher Madame,Il faut bring up a serious problem. An epicurean crisis.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I suspect I know what this is all about.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,Les standards of the kitchen, they are collapsed.Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin,I understand that you are upset. But I can’t give you what you want.Love, Carolyn Cher Madame,It […]


Cher Madame, Mia says il faut that I make a New Year’s resolution. C’est necessaire? Regards,M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, You don’t have to, honey. I don’t do that. Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Mia makes remarks about my weight. She is telling me that a diet should be the subject of mon resolution. Regards,M. Le Poufin […]

The Pony Upstairs

Dear Puffin, When you are playing upstairs it sounds like a large animal running around overhead. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Mais oui! I am one! Je suis un large animal! Je suis un big strong cat! Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, You are big, but I was thinking more along the lines of a […]


Dear Puffin, The vet has reminded me that we need to be vigilant about your diet. Désolé. I know this subject distresses you. Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Comment? The kind woman avec le blond hair? Dit-elle cela? She said cette nonsense? Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, Sadly it’s not nonsense. You are still […]

The Measuring Cup

Cher Madame, Pour le New Year, je fis une résolution. Mais il faut point out that Madame has not kept up her end of la résolution. Regards, M. Le Poufin   Dear Puffin, My end? Now what are you complaining about? Love, Carolyn   Cher Madame, Ma résolution. Tout le monde makes les résolutions. Most […]