Prey Porn
by carolynholm
Bonjour Madame,
You have not received any good movies lately.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Are you kidding? I’ve been getting terrific movies.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
You haven’t played Ratatouille for us lately.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
So this isn’t about the movies I watch. It’s about your favorite movie.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Ratatouille is the best movie of all time. Prey partout, prey everywhere. Hordes of rats. Rivers of rats. Tout ce qu’il y a de plus prey. C’est le best movie ever.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin
I didn’t realize you were such a passionate movie critic. You are really waxing rhapsodic here.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Comment? Does Madame wish to make a point?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Never mind. Anyway I thought you cats really liked Parrots of Telegraph Hill.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
That one has merit. Lots of birds. C’est bon. But Ratatouille is still le pinnacle.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s not real, you know. It’s animation.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Madame,
Of course it’s not, ce n’est pas real. C’est le TV. But the picture c’est so real it’s vraiment exciting. Madame, it is rats. Hordes of moving rats. I salivate at the mere thought of it.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I guess I could get it again. I need to stop renting it and just buy the darn thing. But I have to say I’ve played it so many times for you I’m pretty sick of it.
Sincerely,
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
You humans do not have the attention span of a cabbage. No wonder you are incapable of catching les rats. Pas de focus.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
