Goop
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Mia et moi, we are wondering why Madame makes le grand commotion over les hairballs.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s a mess when you barf them up, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
C’est un act natural.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I don’t care how natural it is, I just want it to stop. That’s why I got a tube of some sort of goop that is supposed to solve the problem.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Comment?! Goop? Cette word sounds disgusting. Madame has lost her marbles.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Please try it. It is supposed to be delicious goop.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Un chat français does not imbibe le goop.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s very tasty. Mia tried it. She likes it.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Mia, c’est une peasant. She has no class. She has not le taste exquisite that moi, un chat français, displays.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
It’s your loss. Mia gets to have the tube of goop to herself. She’s thrilled. She loves the stuff.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
By accident this petit chat has now had a taste of le goop, et strange as it may be, c’est très très tasty!
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I won’t tell anyone you are eating goop.
Love, Carolyn
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