Boundaries

by carolynholm

Cher Madame,
The Winston is very annoying at mealtimes.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I thought the new set-up was working quite well!
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Le set-up, as Madame likes to call it, is très strange. Mais we have un autre problème. Le problem de Winston is this: le coquin does not follow the rules.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
As I’m sure you will explain for me.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Oui. Le Winston he does not follow the rules. He pushes his head into my dinner.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
But your dinner will not open for him! It only opens for you because it is your chip that is opening it.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
It is possible that Madame is being obtuse. What is happening is that this ruffian kitten crowds his head into my dinner while I dine. C’est rude.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I don’t know why you are making a big deal about that. All you have to do is hiss at him and give him a whack and he’s out of your dinner. 
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Mais this rude Winston, he is crowding me. 
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
It sounds like this is more about boundaries than about dinner.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Oui, the boundary she is crossed.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I’ve seen you stick your head in on his side from time to time.
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
Not during the eating! And it won’t open for me anyway.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

Dear Puffin,
I think we can solve this the old-fashioned way. Just give Winston one of your persuasive whacks when he crosses that boundary. 
Love, Carolyn

Cher Madame,
It is possible that for once Madame is wise.
Regards, M. Le Poufin

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