Ants
by carolynholm
Cher Madame,
Aujourd’hui le kitchen is disgusting avec les ants. Faut le voir pour le croire. Et, il faut dire, les ants taste AWFUL.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin
You’re not supposed to be eating them, sweetie. But you deserve it. You are responsible for the ants showing up today.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours les accusations. Madame has no pity for this petit chat who is forced to eat ants.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Who ripped open the cat food bag on the kitchen counter last night?
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Pourquoi Madame she wants to know?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Last night it was sealed shut. This morning I found it shredded, with cat food all over the counter, and ants swarming everywhere. What a disgusting mess. I’m extremely unhappy about this. I should just leave the ants in your dinner bowl. You gobble your food so fast you probably wouldn’t even notice them.
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Toujours le sarcasm. Comme d’habitude Madame she is trop vite avec le sarcasm. Moi, je ne sais pas who could have ripped this bag.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
You don’t know who could have done that? Please. I’m positive you’re the culprit.
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
If Madame knows, why did she ask?
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
My question was really just rhetorical. I figured you’d deny any knowledge of this crime.
Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Peut-être Poppy ripped the bag.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Poppy was upstairs next to my bed all night long.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Peut-être Mia, she is le culprit.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Mia was curled up next to me all night long. But you, Monsieur, were absent for much of the night, and you are always complaining that you want more food. All the evidence points to you.
Love, Carolyn
Cher Madame,
Madame she has les delusions, she thinks she is M. Poirot.
Regards,
M. Le Poufin
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