Anonymous Letters
by carolynholm
To The Person For Whom It May Concern:
The New Dog is INSANE. We are all in danger.
Signed,
Anonymous
To The Management:
The New Beast is an abomination. Do you realize what you have done?
Signed,
Anonymous
To The Concerned Management:
The New Dog MUST GO.
Signed,
Two Anonymous Victims
Dear Puffin,
Are you and Mia sending me anonymous letters?
Love, Carolyn
Madame,
You have figured it out. Oui, the two of us are horrified by your actions, bringing such a violent animal into our peaceful house.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
The new dog isn’t violent. Get a grip.
Love, Carolyn
Madame,
The New Beast, c’est an outrage. I can hardly bring myself to speak to you.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
I know, I understand you are upset about her. But Poppy is very sweet and I’m sure one day you’ll get along with her. You don’t need to hide under the bed all day.
Love, Carolyn
Madame,
It is against the Rules of Nature for cats to get along with a Strange Chien. C’est impossible. The Strange Dog is a Terror.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Poppy is a youngster who needs a home. You were like that once. We took you in and our household got chaotic for a while, but it all smoothed out eventually.
Love, Carolyn
Madame,
How can you compare me to That Beast? The very idea makes me gag.
M. Le Poufin
Dear Puffin,
Hairballs make you gag. You can go back under the bed now.
Love, Carolyn
