Cher Madame, Poppy has become intolerable. Ce chien, elle est très rude. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, What is it this time? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Elle dit that je suis un gutter cat ordinaire. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, She called you an ordinary gutter cat? That’s funny. I […]
Dear Mommy, I don’t understand cats at all. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Don’t worry, you’re not alone in that. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Right? Cats are confusing! Especially Puffin. I can’t understand half of what he says! It’s all garbled! He makes no sense at all. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, That’s because he’s […]
Dear Mia, I hope you are not going to make a big mess with my painting stuff. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I’m an artist. I don’t make a mess. I create art. Love, Mia Dear Mia, I’d better not find any of that art spattered on my rugs. Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, […]
Cher Madame, Aujourd’hui le kitchen is disgusting avec les ants. Faut le voir pour le croire. Et, il faut dire, les ants taste AWFUL. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin You’re not supposed to be eating them, sweetie. But you deserve it. You are responsible for the ants showing up today. Love, Carolyn […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, I’m really hungry. Why is my bowl empty? XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, I’m sorry, we’re driving up to the mountains today – you’ll get carsick if you have food in your stomach. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, I get carsick anyway. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, Sad to say that’s […]
