Dear Alpha Mom, I don’t need this scarf. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, It does look nice on you. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mom, Nice is irrelevant. I’m a Terrier. I always look like a Terrier. Your Best Dog, Molly Dearest Molly, That’s so true. But isn’t the scarf nice and […]
Dear Mia, What are you doing with that map? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, I’m looking at LA! I have a relative in Hollywood!!!!! Love, Mia Dear Mia, You do? That’s exciting. Do you mean Hollywood like in the movies? Or Hollywood, a place where actual folks live? Love, Carolyn Dear Mommy, Both! He’s a […]
Dear Puffin, Why the heck can’t you cats barf your hairballs on the bathroom tile instead of the bedroom carpet? I’m sick and tired of trying to get your stains out of the rug. Carolyn Cher Madame, Is there un recent hairball event that has upset Madame? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, […]
Dear Alpha Mommy, You went away again. It was like the end of the world. XOXOXO Poppy Dear Poppy, You were well taken care of, sweetie. Love, Carolyn Dear Alpha Mommy, She wasn’t you. She doesn’t have your voice. She doesn’t have your smell. She tries to be nice, but she isn’t you. […]
